9 deadly words used by women

I saw this post on Facebook and I laughed to myself. What makes me laugh even harder is that men do not understand these 9 words, until they are used on them. As men find women complicated, I find these words normal, and not complicated. It's natural. It's not like we are taught, "Say Fine when you really arent fine", or instead of saying "Fuck you, say whatever." No, instead this occurs naturally. Reading these seems hilarious because we are complicated and hard to understand. So looking from a mans point of view with "Fine", or "Whatever", or my personal favorite, "Go Ahead", seems like it should be what is being told. But instead we really mean the OPPOSITE. So for all the men out there, now that you have read the 9 deadly words used by women on facebook or emails, at least you know now and can save yourself from bad situations.

#1- Fine... Fine never means fine. It means the OPPOSITE. It's just a easier way to end the discussion.

#2- Five Minutes... I think this word works for both genders... Females, yes we take a long time to get ready, we are hurrying, but we want to look pretty when we go out. Guys.. Dont give me hell about using five minutes because it is used by men ALL THE TIME!!! For example, their football games. "Oh five more minutes and it'll be over."....NOT!!! The clock might say there is five minutes left, but it lasts for twenty more minutes! This word/phrase can be deadly to both genders..

#3- Nothing.... The word "nothing" doesnt really exist. There is always something on our mind. I have learned that men can sit in a room listening to music and not be thinking about a thing. SAY WHAT??? I am always thinking about something. But, in this case, when a woman says nothing is wrong, most of the time something is on her mind. I guess when we say "nothing", we just wanna make sure you really want to know before we start the conversation.

#4- Go Ahead... This is my favorite. This really means I DARE YOU! And many men do not get this phrase until it's used on them. Sure, they can go ahead and do whatever they want, but they will be hearing about it for sure!!! So, go ahead, I DARE YOU! This would be at the top of my 9 deadly words...

#5-Loud Sigh.... DUHH!!!! If anyone sighs its not usually good. Basically, it's saying, you are doing it wrong! It's just our nicer way than stepping in and making you angry because we are not letting you figure out the problem. I dont think this is really a deadly word. This would be at the end of my list.

#6- That's Okay.... This one is a tricky one. It depends on the situation. But I will tell you this, if you forget that it is a holiday, and a woman says "That's okay", you are in deep shit! Stay on top of your shit and a man wouldn't be in this situation! This would definitely be on the 9 Deadly Words.

#7- Thanks... This word can be used in a positive and negative way... But if a man treats a woman right, he shouldnt ever get the sarcastic thanks! But this would not be at the top of my 9 deadly words.

#8-Whatever... I think the word itself is pretty clear. "F-You". It's just a simpler way to say it and it doesnt sound as bad.

#9- Don't worry about it, I got it.... Of course this is going to be a deadly phrase! If a man says and agrees that he will do something, but takes days to do it.. of course we are going to get pissed off and say, "Dont worry about it, I got it." So, to make it easier, if you say you will do something, DO IT!
I have started to think to myself, why are we (women) so complicated? And it brings me to the answer: Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus. (FYI- that book is AMAZING!) We are just from two different worlds.  I find men complicated. They do not like to talk about their issues, they like to solve problems on their own, they like "me" time. But I guess we will keep learning and trying to figure out the differences between the two genders.

Anyway, I thought I would write about this because I know every woman has experienced all these phrases at some point in their life. And it made me laugh to see how true and hilarious these phrases are and how men do not understand them, until they are used on them. Once they have experienced the phrases, hopefully they will learn for next time.